After finally remembering this blog actually existed i've decided to add to it. So let me start by saying "Howdy" since i've been AWOL for a considerable time. Finally graduated after 4 long hard years and decided to prolomg my misery and suffering by doing a post-grad which i started a couple of weeks ago. Im absolutely loving it although it is quite tiring especially after spending the entire summer in work doing stupid hours for overtime. Talking of work, today my boss came up to me to show me pictures frm a northern Ireland store which had folded all its towels in the textiles dept the same way and had them all facing the same direction on the shelf so now head office thinks its a great idea for all stores to do this so Yours Truly got the wonderful job of doing so. It took me SIX hours to actually finish it! hehe it was the MOST random thing i think iv ever had to do in that store! As im totally knackered i shall leave you in peace but before i do i just thought i'd share a little piece of trivia. This is 100% true. I kid you not! If you're stuck in the middle of a park and caught out by a lightning storm DON'T head for a tree to shelter! which as everyone knows is stupid, but here's the bit you may not know, Stand in the middle of the area, crouch down and stick ur butt in the air! As this is the roundest part of ur body the chances of lightning hitting it are slim and even if it does strike it'll probably travel down your legs and not through your heart so you'll survive! This is actually the published and recommended information from the IEE so be warned! hehehe. I can just picture it now!... (so it's good to have a big butt after all! i always knew that!) Adios for now! Bobxx

Well Monday night i broke my toe on the bin whilst trying to fix mt dvd player and tv and after all that, my toe still hurts and my dvd player still DOESN'T work!!! Tuesday night i nearly kicked my shoe into Loch Lomond and nearly by doing so would have nearly killed a poor innocent wee duck and his missus and then came home and droped a pair of scissors (point down!) into the same foot as afore mentioned toe! That hurt also. then TODAY before i went to work, whilst making spaghetti, i ... (Drum roll) SET MYSELF ON FIRE!!!!!!!!! I KNEW my clever streak would end badly!!!! On the upside though, i never injured myself at work for a change!!!

Well, i have successfully managed to blow up the toaster using only a pop tart and the Anne Effect! hehe. I maintain it wasn't my fault in light of the fact that the tumble dryer blew up on sat and i was at work and so no where near it! I think it was out of sympathy for its electrical friend that the poor wee toaster decided just to give up. At least it went out with a bang. On another note, i dont wana die by just disappearing on a camping trip. that just wouldn't suit how i live my life at all so im going to have to find a new alternative. All suggestions welcomed and considered! not much else to add to my reality cept im opening a competition to see if anyone can explain "Bob Logic" to me... anyhoo, CFN!

After taking a look at Chris' Blog I have found out thhe following random bits of info: How Im going to die: By just disappearing on a camping trip or sumat random What type of girl am i: An Athletic tomboy (100%) Which Disney Character I am: Peter Pan (100%) What type of person am I: Immature (100%) Nice (100%) Which Action hero Am I: Batman (79%) (HellO Mr Bale!!!) Lara Croft (79%) And Finally... What mythological Creature am i: Dammit crap! Im a friggin Mermaid!!!!!!!!(75%)

I have but one word: SHLEMONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehehe!

This is quite funny but don't do wat i did and look at it the morning of an exam!!! http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php Quack!

A dream in which Tony Blair and Cherie Blair appear alongside Patrick Kielty, Dr Who a bunch of other politicians and also an Alien Invasion of Planet Earth occurs. Obviously there was more to this dream but its long and complicated so i shall leave it for the moment. This actually happened a while ago but I have just remembered about it so I thought id share and see what other people think. I like the word people. It reminds me of my childhood Opal Fruits before they bacame starburst. (Sigh) The good old days!!

It would appear that I am a little black hole for random and bizarre occurrences. So here's a bit of randomness for you all: Last night I had a dream about a red squirrel in my grandparents’ front garden. However it wasn't a red squirrel at all but actually a stoat. But it came into the house and I couldn't get it to leave. It was being very annoying. It decided to wreak some havoc and so started to wind up the lion. The lion roared and scared the squirrel/stoat creature so it didn't do that again. Finally, I persuaded it to leave but not before it turned round and told me that it was neither a squirrel nor a stoat but was in fact a weasel. It's a possibility that I may need psychiatric help. But I like my wee world of Bob. I find it quite amusing really.

its so cold outside i can feel my nasal cavity freezing which really isn't gud cos just like plumbing burst in the cold, my blood vessels will prob burst and i'll have ANOTHER massive nosebleed! and it'll squirt everywhere and go down my sleeve and my neck and all over my nice grey woolly jumper! and blood and wool REALLY dnt mix! believe me, i KNOW!!!

since it is the season to be jolly fa lalalalalalalalala etc i thought id share this little randomness with you all. It made me smile anyway. So when you're all stressed out and looking for something to brighten your moods, try this... http://bixbyrose.com/turkeyday.htm

 

More to the point though, how weird is blinking?! I just spent the last half hour of my 9am lecture watching different people blinking. It's really amusing and yet very weird. I have also come to the conclusion that no two people blink in the same way. (that's the closest i could find to someone blinking)

 

Yes, I know i'm a weirdo but you all love me for it really.

Donald Rumsfeld is giving  President Bush his daily briefing.
After a long and protracted update on the situation in Eyerack, he concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were
killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sit stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

Well, I finally caught up with that little "child" and discoverede that instead of being a small kid he was in fact an undercover member of the KGB and was out to assassinate me with some venetian blinds because of my genius. Apaarently i'm a threat to the state! I always knew i was being watched but everyone called me paranoid so HAHA! I've proved you ALL wrong. I'm off to my secret layer now to prepare for my next task. ITS TOP SECRET SO DON'T TELL ANYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old,you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key. You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . . you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . . . YOU BECOME 21 YEARS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk. He TURNED, we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 . . . and your dreams are gone. But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would! So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60. You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! You get into your 80s and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; "I was JUST 92." Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. "I'm 100 and a half!" May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!