Bob's Corner of Reality

After finally remembering this blog actually existed i've decided to add to it. So let me start by saying "Howdy" since i've been AWOL for a considerable time. Finally graduated after 4 long hard years and decided to prolomg my misery and suffering by doing a post-grad which i started a couple of weeks ago. Im absolutely loving it although it is quite tiring especially after spending the entire summer in work doing stupid hours for overtime. Talking of work, today my boss came up to me to show me pictures frm a northern Ireland store which had folded all its towels in the textiles dept the same way and had them all facing the same direction on the shelf so now head office thinks its a great idea for all stores to do this so Yours Truly got the wonderful job of doing so. It took me SIX hours to actually finish it! hehe it was the MOST random thing i think iv ever had to do in that store! As im totally knackered i shall leave you in peace but before i do i just thought i'd share a little piece of trivia. This is 100% true. I kid you not! If you're stuck in the middle of a park and caught out by a lightning storm DON'T head for a tree to shelter! which as everyone knows is stupid, but here's the bit you may not know, Stand in the middle of the area, crouch down and stick ur butt in the air! As this is the roundest part of ur body the chances of lightning hitting it are slim and even if it does strike it'll probably travel down your legs and not through your heart so you'll survive! This is actually the published and recommended information from the IEE so be warned! hehehe. I can just picture it now!... (so it's good to have a big butt after all! i always knew that!) Adios for now! Bobxx

Well Monday night i broke my toe on the bin whilst trying to fix mt dvd player and tv and after all that, my toe still hurts and my dvd player still DOESN'T work!!! Tuesday night i nearly kicked my shoe into Loch Lomond and nearly by doing so would have nearly killed a poor innocent wee duck and his missus and then came home and droped a pair of scissors (point down!) into the same foot as afore mentioned toe! That hurt also. then TODAY before i went to work, whilst making spaghetti, i ... (Drum roll) SET MYSELF ON FIRE!!!!!!!!! I KNEW my clever streak would end badly!!!! On the upside though, i never injured myself at work for a change!!!

Well, i have successfully managed to blow up the toaster using only a pop tart and the Anne Effect! hehe. I maintain it wasn't my fault in light of the fact that the tumble dryer blew up on sat and i was at work and so no where near it! I think it was out of sympathy for its electrical friend that the poor wee toaster decided just to give up. At least it went out with a bang. On another note, i dont wana die by just disappearing on a camping trip. that just wouldn't suit how i live my life at all so im going to have to find a new alternative. All suggestions welcomed and considered! not much else to add to my reality cept im opening a competition to see if anyone can explain "Bob Logic" to me... anyhoo, CFN!

After taking a look at Chris' Blog I have found out thhe following random bits of info: How Im going to die: By just disappearing on a camping trip or sumat random What type of girl am i: An Athletic tomboy (100%) Which Disney Character I am: Peter Pan (100%) What type of person am I: Immature (100%) Nice (100%) Which Action hero Am I: Batman (79%) (HellO Mr Bale!!!) Lara Croft (79%) And Finally... What mythological Creature am i: Dammit crap! Im a friggin Mermaid!!!!!!!!(75%)

I have but one word: SHLEMONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehehe!

This is quite funny but don't do wat i did and look at it the morning of an exam!!! http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php Quack!

A dream in which Tony Blair and Cherie Blair appear alongside Patrick Kielty, Dr Who a bunch of other politicians and also an Alien Invasion of Planet Earth occurs. Obviously there was more to this dream but its long and complicated so i shall leave it for the moment. This actually happened a while ago but I have just remembered about it so I thought id share and see what other people think. I like the word people. It reminds me of my childhood Opal Fruits before they bacame starburst. (Sigh) The good old days!!