Well Monday night i broke my toe on the bin whilst trying to fix mt dvd player and tv and after all that, my toe still hurts and my dvd player still DOESN'T work!!! Tuesday night i nearly kicked my shoe into Loch Lomond and nearly by doing so would have nearly killed a poor innocent wee duck and his missus and then came home and droped a pair of scissors (point down!) into the same foot as afore mentioned toe! That hurt also. then TODAY before i went to work, whilst making spaghetti, i ... (Drum roll) SET MYSELF ON FIRE!!!!!!!!! I KNEW my clever streak would end badly!!!! On the upside though, i never injured myself at work for a change!!!